Tuesday, October 12, 2010


for a change of pace...

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain is asking for a push. "Not a chance" says the husband "It's three o'clock in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was it?" asks his wife.

"Just a drunken stranger asking for a push" he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"NO, I didn't, it's 3 o'clock in the morning and it's pouring rain!!"

"Well, you've got a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on vacation and those two guys helped us out? I think you should help him."

The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out in the pouring rain and calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes the answer.

"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband

"Over here, on the swing" the drunk replies...

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