One day a blond who had no past experience in horseback riding, decided to try.
She mounted the horse, and it started to gallop, the horse kept going faster, and faster. The blond lost control and started to slide down the side of the horse. So she made a grab for the horse's tail, but couldn't get a good grip.
She then reached for the horse's mane, still she couldn't get a good grip. Now she was at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves.
Fortunately, Dave the Wal-Mart manager, came and unplugged the horse...